Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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