just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
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