let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Randomize
