I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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