Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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