no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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