she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
