Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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