I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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