He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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