His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Randomize
