Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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