don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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