I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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