can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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