Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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