One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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