I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
tequila makes me forget i have legs
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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