if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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