Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
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