just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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