i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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