is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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