Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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