11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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