my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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