My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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