I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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