I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
