It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
i think im in europe. pls send help
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