so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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