oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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