I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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