Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Let's get the cat blown out
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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