Fuck appropriateness.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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