yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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