So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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