There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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