I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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