The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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