There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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