How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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