Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
