Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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