let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
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