don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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