Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I have feelings that need drinking.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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