She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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