well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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