fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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