she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
