I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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