if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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